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“Imagine you want to buy a toy at a store which costs $50. You pay for the toy and walk away with it. The President looks at that transaction and says ‘wait, you paid the store $50 and the store paid you nothing, therefore the store is stealing from you. To 'fix' this, I’m going to tax the store $25. From now on that same toy costs $75.”"The 5th grader looked at me like I was crazy. 'Whaaaaaaat? None of that makes sense. If I pay for something, it’s not stealing. And taxing the store seems stupid, and then everything is more expensive. Why would anyone do that? That can’t be how it works.'
"This is the core problem with Trump’s 'Liberation Day' trade policy: it fundamentally misunderstands what trade deficits are. And if you think that’s bad, just wait until we get to the part where this policy declares economic war on penguins and our own military base. ...
"The policy, unveiled yesterday afternoon, is called a 'reciprocal tariff plan,' which is a bit like calling a hammer a 'reciprocal pillow.' The premise is that since other countries have high tariffs on us (they don’t), we should have high tariffs on them (we shouldn’t). But that’s not even the weird part.
"At the heart of this policy is a chart. Not just any chart, but what might be the most creative work of economic fiction since, well, Donald Trump launched his memecoin. Trump proudly displayed these numbers at a White House event, explaining that they showed the tariffs other countries impose on the US. He emphasized repeatedly that the US was being more than 'fair' because our reciprocal tariffs would be less than what other countries were charging us.
"There was just one small problem: none of the numbers were real tariff rates. Not even close.
"At first, observers assumed the administration was simply inventing numbers, which would have been bad enough. But the reality turned out to be far more stupid. ...
"All of this glosses over the fact that 'reciprocal tariffs' are not reciprocal at all. Trump’s team is making up fake tariff numbers for foreign countries based not on anything having to do with tariffs, but on trade deficits, which is just an accounting of inflows vs. outflows between two countries. It’s only reciprocal because the Trump team faked the numbers.
"On top of that, Trump can only impose tariffs (normally a power of Congress) based on the International Emergency Economic Powers Act and the National Emergencies Act. Both laws require there to be an actual 'emergency.' The only emergency here is that nobody in the administration understands what trade deficits are....
"So to sum up where we are:The administration invented an economic emergency
- To justify a policy based on made-up numbers
- Generated by an AI formula that came with explicit warnings not to use it
- Which they’re now using to launch trade wars
- against:
- Penguins
- Our own military
- And presumably Santa’s Workshop (someone check for a North Pole entry)
"When your trade policy is so fundamentally misguided that you’re declaring economic war on flightless birds and your own armed forces, perhaps it’s time to admit that the 5th grader from the beginning of this story wasn’t just smarter than the administration — they were dramatically overqualified for Trump’s Council of Economic Advisers."
~ Mike Masnick from his article 'Trump Declares A Trade War On Uninhabited Islands, US Military, And Economic Logic'